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Celebrity crushes are normal, but one man took his infatuation too far by physically rejecting his wife because she doesn’t look like Megan Fox.

On Reddit, a frustrated wife revealed her husband is so smitten with the Jennifer’s Body star that it has caused a sexual rift in their marriage.

It all came to a head one night after the wife spent hours trying to initiate intimacy with her disinterested husband to no avail.

“I was trying to initiate intimacy and tried for [a] whole 10 hours from dropping hints, to touching, to kissing and even flat-out dirty talk but he was as cold as a rock,” the wife wrote via Reddit. “I gave up and after dinner he sat down watching TV while I was doing the dishes.”

When a “Megan Fox movie” came on the TV, her husband’s entire mood completely changed.

“He’s now feeling ‘hot’ and is breathing heavily. It was even one of those ‘sexy’ scenes (he is obsessed with her) … I look at him and say, ‘Really??? I’ve been trying to get this reaction from you for 10 whole hours!!!'” she continued.

Finally, her husband made a shocking declaration: “He says, ‘What? No one turns me on quite like Megan.’ I say, ‘So no sex then huh?’ and he responds, ‘Well, not until you start trying to look more like Megan.'”

The woman was shocked by her husband’s brazen comment.

“He said this so casually I almost lost my cool,” she wrote, explaining the two had a “fight” before her husband went “to sleep in the guest room.”

“I cried because I felt humiliated and ignored after all I’ve done for him,” the wife continued. “I mean … I cook, I clean, on top of that I work long hours, pay the bills and even his internet!!! It’d be a little nice to be shown love and appreciation every now and then but he keeps dismissing me completely.”

She concluded her post by sharing his hurtful comment has left her feeling “very, very unappreciated.”

In the comments section, Reddit users rallied behind the woman.

“Tell him to call Megan,” one person wrote, while another commented, “You deserve so much more than a guy drooling after a celebrity he will never be with. If he can’t appreciate you over some movie star on TV, then you should leave him and let him dry hump the television. You shouldn’t have to change at all.”

Celebrities Reveal Their Worst Dates Ever

Selena Gomez

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Selena Gomez

The “Trust Nobody” singer remembers an awkward date she had with a guy who was too shy to even speak with her. “[The guy I went out with] was very shy, so I was sitting there trying to ask questions and fill in the awkward spaces,” Gomez told AceShowbiz.Kelly Rowland

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Kelly Rowland

According to The Huffington Post, the Destiny’s Child alum admits to being equally to blame for the disgusting turn of events that occurred during her night out at the movies: “I fell asleep on his shoulder, and I slobbered and snored. That was pretty bad,” Rowland confessed. “But he shouldn’t have taken me to see There’s Something About Mary for my third time.”Petra Nemcova

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Petra Nemcova

The Czech model told Glamour that her date with a narcissist ended just as expected: atrociously.

“I think the worst date is probably if the guy is just — and it did happen — talking about himself and how great he is! That’s just a great date,” Nemcova joked. “I just listened and nodded and smiled, but I left when I had to go. I always try to find the good in anyone, but [talking about yourself all the time] is not very attractive.”Nikki Reed

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Nikki Reed

According to Glamour, a big little misunderstanding is what led to the Twilight actress’ worst date ever. “When I was in second grade, I went on a date with this guy. I thought it was a date, but he didn’t,” said Reed. “And I wrote on a piece of paper, ‘Do you want to be my friend or my boyfriend or nothing? Circle one.’ And he circled ‘nothing.’ That was probably my worst date ever!”Kim Kardashian

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Kim Kardashian

The socialite was NOT impressed with her first date with her ex, football player Reggie Bush. According to Hollyscoop, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star admitted having to pick Bush up from a local car wash and settle for a romantic evening at Chipotle.Michael Kors

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Michael Kors

The fashion designer reflected on the worst date of his twenties when the guy showed up underdressed. “In my twenties, I went to meet my date at a really chic, fashionable restaurant. I wasn’t dressed up necessarily, but I had on a nice shirt and jeans,” Kors said.

“My date showed up in cutoffs and a tank top. I knew half the people in the restaurant, who were all looking at me like, ‘Who is this guy with Michael Kors?’ It was so embarrassing.”Kelly Clarkson

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Kelly Clarkson

The “Piece by Piece” singer’s first date didn’t quite meet her height requirement; she was an inch taller than him. “He proceeded to talk about his height for a solid hour I withstood an hour. Then I went to the bathroom and I left,” Clarkson said during her appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.Eliza Doolittle

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Eliza Doolittle

Doolittle’s awkward blind date was made worse by her guy’s stammering. “I went on a blind date, and after that I never, ever did it again. The guy repeated everything he said twice,” Doolittle said.

“He’d say, ‘So, how are you? How are you?’ and I’d say I was fine, and he’d say, ‘Good, good.’…I don’t know if there was something actually wrong with him or if it was just a bad habit, but no more blind dates after that.”Ellie Kemper

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Ellie Kemper

Even Kimmy Schmidt has bad dates in real life. When asked by Glamour to retell her most unforgettable date, the actress responded with a cautionary tale on blind dates.

“The worst was a setup, a blind date,” said Kemper. “This particular guy was rude and was much older than I was. He seemed pained to be there. I was like, Why would this person even want to go on a date?”Paul Adelstein

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Paul Adelstein

The Private Practice star recounted his sadistic blind date to Glamour, an experience Adelstein has yet to forget. ““I had a blind date during which the woman asked me — an hour into it — if she could cut me if we ended up having sex,” he told the mag. “I was trying to be calm, so I asked, ‘With what?’ She said, ‘A knife.’ And I said, ‘Where?’ And she said, ‘Chest.’ I said, ‘Yeah… no.’ It was just crazy.”Tori Spelling

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Tori Spelling

Spelling isn’t coy about sharing embarrassing date tales; one such occasion was with an unnamed rising actor whom she met during her 90210 days. In fact, the date ended so badly she blogged about it:

“Four rum-and-Cokes and two hours of a one-way conversation later, I was way too drunk and bored,” the star wrote. “Actually, the room started spinning at this point, as he went on and on about how David Charvet robbed him blind from what would have been his breakout role on Baywatch.”Lauren Conrad

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Lauren Conrad

The reality star confessed to The Huffington Post that her worst date was arranged by her own mother. “I’ve been on a lot more bad first dates than good ones,” Conrad started. “For one, my mother set me up, which should have been a red flag. He and I didn’t talk for the majority of the date…I ate as quickly as I could to speed up getting out of there.”Bear Grylls

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Bear Grylls

The poor adventurer went all out to show his date the flora and fauna of the mountains, but the Grylls was left with a picnic for one: “I made a picnic up on a mountain for a girl, with tables and chairs and three courses,” he told The Huffington Post. “It took me a full day to carry it all up there. But then she never showed, and the wind and rain blew it. The whole night was a washout.”Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber

According to Cambio, the Purpose pop star’s first date ended in mutual embarrassment (and spaghetti sauce). “I took a girl out for a first date to an Italian restaurant and spilled spaghetti all over her,” Bieber said. “It was terrible and embarrassing. She never went out with me again.”Ed Weeks

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Ed Weeks

In an interview with Glamour, The Mindy Project actor recalled his last date was an absolute train wreck after he was banished to the friend-zone:

“I misread the signals,” Weeks explained. “Sometimes there’s a cultural gap. She was American, and I’m used to a certain set of verbal cues that one gets from the dating world. It was a bit of a disaster.”Christina Milian

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Christina Milian

According to MadameNoire, the singer’s first dating experience was ruined due to the guy’s bad breath—a classic offense.

“I dated a guy who had really bad breath. Really bad,” Milian recalled. “The elevator, the car, everything smelled like his breath. Even gum didn’t help!”Britney Spears

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Britney Spears

Even the Princess of Pop is susceptible to having bad dates: “We went to the movies, but I could tell right away it wasn’t working,” Spears told Marie Claire of her bad movie date. “It was sort of awkward. So after the movie I came home and that was it.”Amber Riley

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Amber Riley

The vocal powerhouse and Glee actress revealed to Glamour that her last date nearly stood her up. “My last date was 40 minutes late!” Riley said. “He was texting me that he was looking for parking, but [he took so long] I left. The only reason I even waited that long was because I was at the bar with my drink and tweeting.”Lucy Hale

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Lucy Hale

“I was on a date with a guy once, and he wasn’t aware that I could see his cell phone,” the Pretty Little Liars actress told Glamour of her awkward date with a Grade A loser. “… and the fact that he was actually texting romantic messages to another girl!”Jessie J

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Jessie J

The “Flashlight” singer remembers one double date experience taking a humiliating left turn down the wrong lane: “I went bowling on a double date,” Jessie revealed. “I got excited and I accidentally threw the ball the wrong way — backward. It was so embarrassing. They were like, ‘Yeah, she’s so uncool.’”

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